"Spit Up Babies"

All the spit-up babies
(All the spit-up babies)
All the spit-up babies
(All the spit-up babies)
All the spit-up babies
(All the spit-up babies)
Now throw your food up.

Up in the tub
I just woke up
Splashin' and kickin' my feet.
After the bath,
I did the math:
It's time for Mom to feed me.
It got on her,
It got on me,
Did I forget to mention?
After Dr. Sears
And no-more-tears
My Mama forgot to burp me.

So if you liked it, then you should have put a tarp on it.
If you liked it, then you should have put a tarp on it.
Don't get mad if I burp and barf on it
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a tarp on it.

The carrier zips
On your back or your hips
Hold me tightly in the Moby Wrap.
Lounged on my Bop',
Milk in my cup,
I could care less when I nap.

I need some attention,
Did I mention
This air bubble's giving me tension.
You had your chance
Now I do the Gas Dance,
Is it really so hard to burp me?

So if you liked it, then you should have put a tarp on it.
If you liked it, then you should have put a tarp on it.
Don't get mad if I burp and barf on it
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a tarp on it.

Don't feed me and then leave me to rest,
By bottle or by breast
(You know that breast is best)
What I would guess
Is a mom who feeds me
Then leaves me
Not disturbing me
Never burping me
Leaves a little ticking time-bomb
Hold me into your arms
And rub or pat my back
'Cause if you don't, I'll spit up more
Like Linda Blair in "Exorcist."

All the spit-up babies
(All the spit-up babies)
All the spit-up babies
(All the spit-up babies)
All the spit-up babies
(All the spit-up babies)
Now throw your food up.

Uh uh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh, oh oh oh
Uh uh oh, oh oh oh oh oh
Uh oh, oh oh oh
Uh uh ----UUUUUHHHHRRRRRP.
(Excuse me).